Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Penis

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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