- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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