Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Click here to end the world.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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