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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Bitch

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

I like the color potato.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

9/11

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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