Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Continents are large islands.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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