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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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