- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A young baby died.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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