- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why can't february march Because april may

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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