- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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