What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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punchline below punchline above

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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