What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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