- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A seal walks into a club.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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