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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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