what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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What's 9+10? 19.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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What is older than history?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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