- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's big and long? My dick.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

rose are red violets should be purple

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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