- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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