Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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João Duarte reads this.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Anti Joke

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