A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Anti Joke

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