What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Penis

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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AIDS

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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