- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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