What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Hello penis

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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