Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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