- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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