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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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