What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Mahmy

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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