- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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