What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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