- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What's big and long? My dick.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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