What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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What's your guys names?

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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12 niqqa 12.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Chicken

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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