- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

robin, get in the car.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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