A French man gets into a fight

Guess what? Bananas

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Caolan and Eamon

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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