Michael Brown

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

The child was fired from his job.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Who is it?

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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