- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

whats up and also down? your mum

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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