- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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