What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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The Princess is in another castle

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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