How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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