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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Guess who is violent. Osama

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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