- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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