A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Connor is homosexuaI

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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