How do you make a little girl cry?

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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