Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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