- Anti Joke

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.