- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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