- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

I'd like to make a withdraw

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

vitamin c

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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