- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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