- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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