- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

I'm Batman.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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