- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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