An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Black People.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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