"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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My friend harris is fat.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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hipsters

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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hiya

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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